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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Well, at least the Queen still came

Call me crazy, but this is the way politics should be. None of this tedious "running the country" garbage. No sir, we want scandals, corruption, death threats, vote-buying and name-calling in our parliament, thank you very much. People always complain that young people these days are apathetic when it comes to politics. Well, I think it's safe to say we'll have the largest voter turnout in years if there's an election this summer, because this is probably going to be the nastiest election campaign we'll have ever seen in our short lives. I don't know about you, but I can't wait.

I just hope the election happens when I'm in Qu├ębec. That'll be CRAZY!!! I hear they even have "rappers" who "rap" about hating the Liberals out there.

In other news, the Queen landed in Saskatchewan today.

3 Comments:

Blogger Chris! said...

No matter what happens, Dose is going to have a cover orgasm so fucking huge that scientists won't even be able to say with any certainty whether or not it still classifies as an orgasm. POLITICS! YOUNG PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM!!

6:03 PM

 
Blogger Chris! said...

Also, are there any reports of the Queen collapsing from sheer boredom as soon as she stepped off the plane and onto sweet Saskatchewan soil? I mean, I can barely keep myself vertical just thinking about Saskatchewan. And she's all, like, old and shit.

6:05 PM

 
Blogger enthrall said...

Hey! The gappers have a lot of... um... culture. Yeah, that's what it's called. They hold exclusive rights on the nationally-recognized "Canadian imagery": flat plains stretching off into eternity.

Somebody exorcise the ghost of W.O. Mitchell, please? Could the country get behind an urban writer for our collective persona?

No? It's Mowat in the tundra or Lawrence in a small Maritime fishing village, eh? Woo. Hoo.

At least we still have Atwood, that crazy schoolgirl.

11:09 PM

 

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