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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Model-cising

Beauty tips you might have seen on tonight's episode of America's Next Top Model had the casting directors chosen Farrah Fawcett over Twiggy:

1. Get the hair:

Step One (if only it ended here)

Step Two
Step Three
Step Four

2. Farrah's Fitness (contestants are challenged to figure out what the hell the arrows mean):

The first few are straightforward enough:

After that, it's wiggier than Tyra's weave

Cinchers!
"Derriere pinchers" are totally fierce.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

Most excellent! How many of those illustrations are taken from The Farrah Fawcett-Majors Guide to the Kama Sutra?

12:15 AM

 
Blogger mike w said...

Man, why does that turn me on?

All of those twirling arrows!

11:14 PM

 

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