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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Welcome to the Idiocracy

Miss South Carolina seems like the type that would bring a honey jar to a spelling bee. I wish her a lucrative career in the porn industry.

Mike Judge's latest film, Idiocracy, may just be too close to comfort. Below is the opening to the movie. Contrast and compare.



6 Comments:

Blogger Superdude said...

Now I want to see this movie. I didn't realize when I was on Youtube that I was watching a re-edit of the whole movie to make it more dramatic, or completely different. I hope I didn't wreck the ending for myself.
I sure wish those other guys would post here. Once I'm done Ozanada, I'm going to start posting here again.

5:33 AM

 
Anonymous Collin said...

Booyah on the Idiocracy reference. If I hadn't have sealed my cat in a crawlspace recently I'd feel more confident in bashing dummies.

8:03 PM

 
Blogger Dave said...

Collin,

You can't simply mention that you sealed a cat in a crawlspace without telling the whole story...

Pony up, Bob Villa.

11:10 PM

 
Anonymous collin said...

I'm putting linoleum down in my porch and after about four months of putting it off I got frisky. So there's cutting, fitting, cleaning, calculating, new tool buying, etc. I also noticed there are two holes noticeable between the frame of the front door and the floor. In an effort to reduce heating bills in my 1912-built storey and a half, I got some spray foam insulation. Since the two holes are so small (and the can of foam, so large) I went looking for other things to spray-foam. Actually things were going really well until I noticed the exterior access panel than runs under an extension on my back porch. After taking the thing out, I clean it up, notice a bunch of loose spaces in the frame, and set to work.
It doesn't fit exactly square, so I'm wrestling it back into place. Essentially I have to angle it back into place pulling up and towards me. Finally I go get some screw drivers to help handle it. This works but it's still a bitch, so I'm fighting and since it's a less than a foot off the ground it's awkward, it's 30-degrees outside.
Now it's finally in place, I spray this foam/industrial adhesive into all the cracks surrounding the panel, clean it up and marvel at how friggin awesome I am.
About half an hour later, I'm in my basement and start hearing a terrified mewing. So after kicking in the panel (tearing up chunks of concrete in the process and leaving permanent yellow streaks of foam-residue on my green siding) the cat trots out.
There. I'm dumb. Are you happy.

10:58 AM

 
Blogger Dave said...

Yes, the dumber you are, the happier I am.

Good thing that wasn't your grandma you entombed.

Surely there was a moment when you considered just leaving it in there...

11:20 AM

 
Anonymous collin said...

yeah but the smell would have been an unpleasant reminder of the little devil.

3:35 PM

 

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