Words, Not Cars
Fun weekend in the big city, but it's too late to get into that now, so a little newspaper poetry before bed. It's not about buying old cars, sadly... unless in your heart you really want it to be.
Lactation Nation
Nearly 1000 dancers take part
Retooling the thriller for times of obvious culprits
Painted ladies and pork bellies
Freakish family circus
Beyond titillation
Love and separation
Getting no respect
The big picture
A moribund era of lame ducks
1000th prisoner about to die
Drunkie don’t lose that number
(Toronto Star, November 25, 2005)
posted by Dave at 1:40 AM
4 Comments:
Here’s my first attempt:
Bush blows exit strategy
Cruel genius still in denial
Putting their faith in trust
Coming to a toy store near you: War in Iraq – the board game
Keeping kids on task
A tribute to a ‘beautiful boy’
Seeing the really big picture
Facing their last amen
No time to waste
Expect an exciting finish to this trilogy
Enter the inward, dreamy iPod universe at your peril
Lori A.
(Edmonton Journal, Nov. 27, 2005)
1:01 AM
"Coming to a toy store near you: War in Iraq – the board game / Keeping kids on task"
Wow!
Nice work, Lori. From now on you can only read the newspaper while wearing a beret.
11:42 PM
Re: "Cruel genius still in denial"
Actually, I don't think the Journal would have the balls to headline an article about Bush with this...It was for a book review of some old lady's memiors.
yay, compliments from a pro...I'm so thrilled! This is a fun game. Now back to changing the shitty diapers. lol.
Lori A.
12:10 AM
I tried to make it to the bathroom on time...
6:33 PM
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