before they were formed in the womb, I knew them...

Ho. Lee. Fuck.

Are you even ready for this?

I think the voiceover guy is the same one who did the rollovers on that old classic, Megacar. Go on. Run your mouse over the logo in the top right a few dozen times. It only gets funnier. Oh, and don't neglect the actual section buttons, either. Hear ol' rumbly-voice say totally not-extreme phrases like "ABOUT US!" and "NEWS!"

Aah...

Also, thanks to Iris for posting stuffonmycat.com. Makes me wish I had a cat. Or stuff.