Our dirt bikes bring all the boys to the yard. Damn right, they're better than yours.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007


Beauty tips you might have seen on tonight's episode of America's Next Top Model had the casting directors chosen Farrah Fawcett over Twiggy:

1. Get the hair:

Step One (if only it ended here)

Step Two
Step Three
Step Four

2. Farrah's Fitness (contestants are challenged to figure out what the hell the arrows mean):

The first few are straightforward enough:

After that, it's wiggier than Tyra's weave

"Derriere pinchers" are totally fierce.